Best Friends means Friends forever

Jeff: Need a smigeroonie of a favour. I need to borrow 10 bucks.

Elisa: Bitch you haven’t spoken to me in 8 months.

Jeff: Just answer the question.

* 5 minutes later*

Jeff: Ok. Smig more favour. I need your help swindling this vender dude from 30 to 20 bucks for this Tshirt. Yes I still need the original ten. Yeah I know I’m pushing it.