Team Clara

Peter Capaldi is doing a great job as the Twelve Doctor.  Full Disclosure: Clara Oswald aka The Impossible Girl is my favourite mystery since Bad Wolf.

I don’t care what the haters say about her. She’s quick, clever and most importantly can keep up with the doctor with out the need to be saved every five minutes (Sorry Amy).

Can you explain your plan without using the word sonic screwdriver? Because you might have forgotten the Sheriff of Nottingham has taken your Sonic Screwdriver. Just Saying. It’s ALWAYS the screwdriver. – Clara Oswald, Robot of Sherwood, Series 8

I can’t Fuck you unless you know who Tim Armstrong is.

So I’m walking around aimlessly. Stoned of course. So I get a slice of pizza (not for the pizza pizza itself but for the wifi.) Wrote a bad joke about Robin Williams —

Dying after Robin Williams is kinda a tough act to follow.
(Too soon?)

***

Got a slushie. Was invited by a dude on scruff to the vapor lounge. On Scuff [ Notation for straights / those without HBO – it’s a gay hook up app]
So dude points at my shirt. And asks ‘Who’s Rancid’. I kept it kool. For TWO seconds. I’m like WTF -You don’t know who Tim fucking Armstrong is? I had get up and leave on principle alone.

AND THAT’s what keeping it punk means to me.

Best Friends means Friends forever

Jeff: Need a smigeroonie of a favour. I need to borrow 10 bucks.

Elisa: Bitch you haven’t spoken to me in 8 months.

Jeff: Just answer the question.

* 5 minutes later*

Jeff: Ok. Smig more favour. I need your help swindling this vender dude from 30 to 20 bucks for this Tshirt. Yes I still need the original ten. Yeah I know I’m pushing it.

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Dial Z for Zombies!

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For those who know me, I am a huge zombie fanatic and have watched my fair share of both awesome and horrendous zombie flicks.

Of course I have to give it up to George Romero, the Godfather of Zombie films. This list automatically assumes that Night of the Living Dead is one of the best zombie movies and is a cult classic. That being said, there have been a lot of revisiting the Zombie since.

I’m going to run down a list of awesome zombie flicks that you may or may not have come across.

Dawn of the Dead

Simply put, the remake of Romero’s Dawn of the Dead arguable put Zombies back on the big screen and into the heart of geeks.

Shawn of the Dead

Dawn of the Dead spawned one the all time best comedy zombie flicks, Shawn of the dead staring Spaced’s Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. This movie almost instantly became a cult classic.

Dead Snow

Dead Snow is feature’s Norwegian Nazi-zombies! Yes, Zombie Nazis.

La Horde

Three words: Gangsters, Cops and Zombies. You wouldn’t think these elements would fit together but they do oh so harmoniously.

Fido

Fido creates a world where zombies are essentially servants however, its unique commentary of 1950’s/1960’s subtext makes this film work on so many levels.

Dead Set (Serious)

Dead Set Serious mixes Big Brother and mixes Zombies. Watch this mini series cut into a more interesting movie and you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Severance

Severance follows a group of workers who travel to Eastern Europe. Zombies, of course, interrupt this pleasant team-building weekend.

Quarantine

Quarantine, a remake of a zombie flick REC follows a reporter and cameraman in the zombie apocalypse.

Zombieland

Zombeland mixes Zombies and comedy so perfectly, it should be illegal. It features Zombie Bill Murray. That is all you need to know.

28 Days Later/28 weeks later

28 Days later and its sequel 28 weeks later should be watched back to back. What is particularly interesting about this zombie film is its focus on human relationships and how twisted they can become.