Go baby go go – We’re right behind you!
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. -Trainspotting
Hodman: They closed down that Church with the ‘Out of the Cold’ program for the homeless to put in one of those hip ‘Anthropologie’ stores. What’s next? Damn that article stating Queen West was trendy! It gave the hipsters justification they needed!
Jeff: That is the epitome of gentrification.
I figure Hell is a place where you consistently drink warm soda while they force you to watch The Nanny while you listen to DVD commentary by Fran Drescher.
A layer at a time you fold back and and what lies beneath makes a dramatic reveal.
The realization sets in and your floodgate act in defense.
For every one step forward we waltz three back. Dancing endlessly around the point.
I fear this will be our last stanza together.
You, me and what could be.
Perhaps I am alone on this page as you suggest.
The things we have come to know, to rely on are slowly fading into obscurity. But our friendship always remains as a beacon of light shouting:
Get Off Your Lazy Ass and DANCE
And it’s happened once again
I’ll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
– Blink 182
Jeff: If we’re going to Sneaky Dee’s on a Tuesday, we should have Fajitas, not Nachos.
Chad: You memorized the night specials?
Jeff: Chad, don’t take this away from me. I’m single, depressed and I live on my mother’s couch.
Nothing at American Apparel fits my Giant 6’4 Body. It always looks like I ate a hipster.
Hey there universe, It’s Jeff again. Not that one. The Black one. I sit on the left side of the hall. I know it is hard to keep track. I get it. Anyhow, whatever lesson you have, I did not get it. I went to the lecture. I sat in the front row. I took notes. Sure, I doodled a little in the margin but I was paying attention.
Dude, that one lecture could have been cut by like 30 minutes. I’m just saying. But I digress. I am still uncertain what you are trying to communicate to me. What’s going to be on The Final. I would totally review my notes, re-read your holy book but honestly could you just let me know what you think I should know? I’m begging you for mercy and signal what you want from me.
Until this point, I’ve been doing slightly above average. But I’m ready to be extraordinary. But I don’t know what step is next. The last few lessons have been muddled. I mean I showed up close to on time. I only fell asleep and drooled on the table that one time. I keep pestering the TA for the true meaning, She keep saying the answer is 42 but I keep getting 37. Clearly, I missed something and mathematics had never been my strong suit. I’ve watched closely. Observed. Done the exercises. But I’m not sure I’m getting a passing grade. It’s a new year so I’m asking you directly what you want to see in me.
Most improved student.
Guys NO! When something in the office gets destroyed you are not calling it ‘Pulling a Jeff’.
Shut it down.
Goliath came crashing to the ground.
Done in by carelessness.
Allowing the simpleton to see his weak spot.
To Earth the giant comes tumbling, pulled by gravity to the floor.
Laying on the dirt exposed.
‘I am invincible!’
The words proven false by the stark reality.
David has won.
The tiny solider now a giant slayer.
The vulnerable giant he has no where to turn.
No where to run.